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The Blondi's Microdose Drink
A carbonated house drink with 0.5mg active compounds per serving. Start low, go slow.
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The Lineup
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Capsules
Lion's Mane Caps
Organically grown Lion's Mane mushroom powder encapsulated for daily focus support.
Capsules
Turkey Tail Caps
Hot-water extracted Turkey Tail mushroom powder to support immune function.
Chocolates
Dark Chocolate Microdose Bar
Stone-ground dark chocolate infused with 250mg active compounds per bar.
Gummies
Microdose Gummies
Fruit-flavored gummies infused with 50mg active compounds per piece.
Dried
Whole Dried Mushrooms
Whole dried Cubensis mushrooms. For experienced users seeking traditional formats.
Merch
Blondi's Graphic Tee
Heavyweight cotton tee featuring screen-printed poster graphics.
The Flyer
Important safety guidelines and format details.
Before you buy
Dosage Guide
Start lowGo slowTimingFormats
Measure your intake. Microdoses start at 50mg, while standard portions range from 250mg to 1g.
What to know
The Basics
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Different formats release active ingredients at different rates. Drinks absorb quickly; capsules digest slowly.
Real talk
Safety & FAQ
Honest answersKnow your limitsStop if needed
Start with small portions. Give each dose two hours to take effect before consuming more.
The Story
Clean formulations for curious minds.
Blondi's Emporium supplies clean mushroom formulations. We source from trusted growers to bring you direct goods.
We focus on clean ingredients, clear dosage information, and durable products. We skip the crystals and the tie-dye to provide reliable goods for curious people.
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